They called us a coven: like a stopped clock, they are wrong right on time. Our procedures are scientific, we just prefer corners to walls, intersections to roads, doorways to rooms. Does that make us sorcerers?
The process is simplicity itself. Hormones and surgeries—though we begrudge them no one—are unnecessary. Our methods are more precise, more fundamental.
They call us witches, but we share our equations freely! Indeed, we write this guide for you to judge for yourself. Access should be open to all, no magician’s secrets or arcane knowledge. We believe this unequivocally.
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